omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what
disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you
dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?
Currently Reading: Allegiant by Veronica Roth and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J. K. Rowling
I watch this disturbing video every easter
What does it say about me that I found this hilarious
It’s still learning.
Oh my god I feel so bad for this clock I’m going to cry.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
true life: people like my hair more than they like me
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives
That one friend that acts out when boys are around
hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed
ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!!
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
innocent looking girls that are secretly kinky as fuck are girls worth living for
…tiptoes away silently
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them